A bit of birthday immaturity

[missroserose]

I'm sorting through the mail just now, and I come across a receipt for a (and I quote) "1 5/8-inch Erection Wrench".

It made me giggle. Especially when paired with the mental image of some poor sap going "Just a minute, honey, let me crank this up a bit..."

I also heard the best song title on the radio today: "There Is No 'I' in 'Threesome'."

...You'd think I was turning five today, rather than twenty-five...

Comments

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Oh, that poor, poor wrench.

In happier news, hippo birdies! May your day be festive and as appropriately juvenile as you like.

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Aww, cute hamster cake. :) Thanks!

[tygenco-x.livejournal.com]

"there's an amount of wine that will make you say 'damn I'm a fine dancer'"

Happy birthday :)

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Wine is always good. Well, when it's good wine, anyway. Thanks!

[alexmegami]

Happy birthday! :D

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks! Congrats again on the new car. :)

[alexmegami]

Thanks. :D *car*

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Can you use "car" as a verb?

[alexmegami]

I think of it more as a sound effect. Like *boom* or *exalted!*

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

One of my favorite creative uses of sound effects:

Drawn as an accompaniment to the spam subject line, "Real Men Never Cry".

[bkleber.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday :-)

[joyfulleigh.livejournal.com]

Hey! Happy Birthday, Rose! Woooo! Yay for little ol' you!

L.

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks! *throws streamers*

[jamesd.livejournal.com]

What I'm wondering is why a 1 5/8" erection can't be self-erecting.

But a wench to help is always good.