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I'm sorting through the mail just now, and I come across a receipt for a (and I quote) "1 5/8-inch Erection Wrench".

It made me giggle. Especially when paired with the mental image of some poor sap going "Just a minute, honey, let me crank this up a bit..."

I also heard the best song title on the radio today: "There Is No 'I' in 'Threesome'."

...You'd think I was turning five today, rather than twenty-five...
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