A bit of birthday immaturity

I'm sorting through the mail just now, and I come across a receipt for a (and I quote) "1 5/8-inch Erection Wrench".

It made me giggle. Especially when paired with the mental image of some poor sap going "Just a minute, honey, let me crank this up a bit..."

I also heard the best song title on the radio today: "There Is No 'I' in 'Threesome'."

...You'd think I was turning five today, rather than twenty-five...

A bit of birthday immaturity

I'm sorting through the mail just now, and I come across a receipt for a (and I quote) "1 5/8-inch Erection Wrench".

It made me giggle. Especially when paired with the mental image of some poor sap going "Just a minute, honey, let me crank this up a bit..."

I also heard the best song title on the radio today: "There Is No 'I' in 'Threesome'."

...You'd think I was turning five today, rather than twenty-five...

More bird-picture fun

Another hilarious bird picture, courtesy of Brian. This one didn't even cost him a set of bruises, as it was taken from the relative safety of Marine Park. But all that aside, I can't decide if this one or the one of Orbax the Angry Tit makes me laugh more...

More bird-picture fun

Another hilarious bird picture, courtesy of Brian. This one didn't even cost him a set of bruises, as it was taken from the relative safety of Marine Park. But all that aside, I can't decide if this one or the one of Orbax the Angry Tit makes me laugh more...