Thoughts on scarfing down leftover Halloween candy...

[missroserose]

If Ceiling Cat watches you masturbate...

...does creepy eyeball gum watch you masticate?

oh god I think all this writing is eating my brain. which wouldn't be such a problem if I'd gotten more of it actually done.

Comments

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

This was the first thing that made me think of.

And I'm not the queasiest sort -- I could see an optometrist looking at this gum and clucking in disapproval, "They got the iris all wrong..." -- but I'm not sure I'd put that in my mouth. Could be just my aversion to gum. For some reason.

Back to the salt mines of authorship with you!

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I suppose, being a creepy eyeball, it wouldn't have much choice but to watch while you chewed it.

[jamesd.livejournal.com]

It's natural for writing to eat your bran and yours may be getting to be as perverse as is expected here. :)

[jamesd.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that bran is a good writing brain food but it is a good typo.