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I've actually got a few drinking-related subjects to expound upon, but given morning time constraints, I'll start with the most dramatic:


Citrus Vodka Smackdown!


vs.

All right, so any fight between two flavored vodkas is far likelier to be a prissy slapfight than a proper balls-to-the-wall smackdown. Still, I've been experimenting with citrus vodka quite a bit lately - not in the least due to the lemon drop kick I've been on. On the advice of several blogs, I've been using Skyy Citrus, but it didn't seem quite right to just take their word for it - and, having acquired a multipack of flavored vodka samples from Costco, I decided to see how what is possibly the world's most-advertised brand stands up to the skinny blue bottle.

In a word, not very well. To begin with, the aroma of the Absolut is significantly harsher. Part of this can possibly be attributed to the higher alcohol content (Absolut's flavored vodkas are all the full-strength 80 proof), but there's a distinct medicinal quality that's present in the flavor as well. (Having tried plain Absolut as well as several other flavors at this point, I believe I can safely say this is a problem across the entire line - perhaps the developers wanted an appropriate flavor to fit with their signature Swedish medicine-bottle shape?) There's a definite citrus flavor, true, but it's a fairly uninteresting one with little complexity.

The Skyy citrus, on the other hand, has a much more pleasant flavor and is far silkier on the tongue. There's some vodka burn, true, but it doesn't crop up until much later, giving you time to appreciate the complexity of its citrus flavors. Skyy's made a name for their flavored vodkas by claiming to use all-natural ingredients; I can't tell you if the same is true for Absolut, but I can say that, between these two flavors at least, the latter tastes much more artificial.

But since neither of these vodkas are designed to be consumed neat, it only seemed fair to make them each into a drink where their properties would be on best display. So I mixed up two lemon drops, and Brian, in the name of scientific rigor, helped me drink them (poor him).

The results? While not quite as dramatic as with the straight-up vodka, there's still a distinct difference between the two, mostly in the finish. Absolut's harshness pretty much disappears into the drink, but the single-note citrus character definitely shows up after you swallow. Similarly, Skyy's complexity of aroma really shows to advantage at the end, and makes Skyy the undisputed champion, at least in this matchup.

Winner:

Date: 2010-08-18 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanda_lodden.livejournal.com
having acquired a multipack of flavored vodka samples from Costco

Hmm. I need to go to CostCo all of a sudden.

I'm not surprised that Skyy was better. I have a serious dislike for Absolut, enough that for a long time I thought I didn't like vodka at all.

Date: 2010-08-18 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roseneko.livejournal.com
I'll save you the trouble - the multipack was, sadly, an Absolut sampler. I got it because it was less expensive than trying them all separately, but (having, as mentioned, tried a number of them by now) I can't say as I'd buy any of them again. Absolut works fine as a mixer, but so do any number of cheaper vodkas. I don't think I'll be buying any of them again after using up this batch.

Date: 2010-08-18 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamesd.livejournal.com
Poor Brian. No choice but to accept a pretty woman making cocktails for him and forcing him to drink them with her. Do you have any positions available? :)

Date: 2010-08-19 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roseneko.livejournal.com
Unless you can score an invite to one of my renowned cocktail parties, I'm afraid this is strictly a pay-to-play gig, sorry. :D

Date: 2010-08-18 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gracewanderer.livejournal.com
не удивительно.

I thought the Russian was appropriate given the topic, and my recent reading - Russian novels, books about Russian novels (and the people who read them), and magazine articles about Russians.

I've always liked Skyy, though to be honest I'm only familiar with Skyy Vanilla. It tastes just like sucking on a vanilla bean, though.

Date: 2010-08-18 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gracewanderer.livejournal.com
(To save you a trip to Babelfish - it means "not surprising").

Date: 2010-08-19 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roseneko.livejournal.com
Hm, I'll have to try it and see how it stacks up to the Van Gogh. They've been my gold standard for flavored vodkas for a while (plus the bottles are gorgeous), but I have it on good authority (http://www.drinkhacker.com/2009/04/26/pineapple-vodka-smackdown-skyy-vs-van-gogh/) that the Skyy pineapple stands up just fine, and at half the price. Considering how much of my repertoire uses vanilla, if I can get it on the cheap, so much the better...no reason I can't also have a nearly-full bottle of the Van Gogh prominently displayed. Nothing wrong with a bit of misdirection. :D

Social Awareness Note

Date: 2010-08-21 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faith-rose08.livejournal.com
Rose, are you aware that your Uncle Corey finally checked himself into alcohol rehab after 25 years of denying alcohol abuse? Addictions of several kinds run in our family -denial being the most rampant. I am concerned that you can so easily promote contests of this nature when you were raised in Alaska where the devastation caused by alcohol abuse is so readily apparent. I would much rather you promoted your acting career, your vocal talent or your writing ability on topics of greater social responsibility. Please re-think your position. You have a fine mind and a good heart - use them! Love, Mum

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Date: 2011-01-17 09:53 am (UTC)
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