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[missroserose]

Please God let this be a satirical piece that got picked up by the major news wires.

Please.

ETA: Further Googling turned up another article with more detailed information that doesn't trip as many of the "satire" alarms. What this says about American culture, though, I'm somewhat less pleased to ponder.

Comments

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid not.

Edit: I checked Google News. 79 news articles about it. I doubt it's a fake.

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Er, yes, I did the same thing. Hence the edited post.

[errant-variable.livejournal.com]

doubleplusungood

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

I see what you did there.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Yay California. I was going to link to that when I had time to take a deep breath and possibly rant about dangerous words.

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

I hope that rant will contain some dangerous words as well. :)

[gracewanderer.livejournal.com]

"When a topic like this comes up, parents and children should have a conversation about what is appropriate to look up."

At least someone has their head on.

hurrr i said 'head'