One for the "Announcements" column

[missroserose]

I have a new piercing!

...

And that's all I can say about it in a Family Newspaper.

Comments

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

Yay! (As long as it was intentional and not just an accident with a nail gun, I guess it's a win.)

Not to threadjack: have you tried Fallout 3 yet? I thought it'd be a well-disguised rehash of the Oblivion engine, but no, it's not well-disguised at all.

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Nope! There was a very skilled piercer and a good chunk of money involved. Definitely not accidental.

I've been watching Brian play Fallout 3, and it is fairly Oblivion-esque, but they've made some significant improvements. I'm looking forward to when I go on a video-gaming spree again so I can try it out.

[sigma7.livejournal.com]

There was a very skilled piercer and a good chunk of money involved.

There usually are in my near-piercings, too. Except replace "piercer" with "gunman," I guess. I'm apparently not welcome in Missouri anymore.

The one thing they haven't improved on is the "radiant" AI, especially for companions. It's bad enough that the slavers didn't seem to take issue with me laying mines down the main thoroughfare of their compound in preparation for me sniping their guard and mowing them all down. It's slightly worse that my Brotherhood of Steel companion kept stumbling over the mines immediately after I laid them. Replace "Steel" with "iron" and "Brotherhood" with "cranium," I suppose.

And the hacking minigame is fun, too. And VATS? Glee.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Nonsense. There are many more things you can say about it in a family newspaper. How did it go? Are you happy with it, initially? Has anybody noticed yet? What about the sales clerk?

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Given the placement, I'm not exactly going around showing it off. And the one person I'd normally show it to has been almost aggressively disinterested, so. *shrug*

[one-bat.livejournal.com]

Now thats just teasing. Any hints?

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Hee. Nothing particularly exotic, just a vertical hood piercing (http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Vertical_Hood_Piercing) (link NSFW, obviously). Although now I'm going to have to wait for my mother to show up shocked and laughing and tell me how that's pretty exotic in her circle....:)

[errant-variable.livejournal.com]

Ring, barbell, or dangly?

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Barbell for now. More decorative stuff later, perhaps.

Cool!

[onionhead.livejournal.com]

Aw, sweet! :)

[my-aerie.livejournal.com]

VCH, I'm guessing? Those are fun. I miss mine. Gonna be able to go those celibate 6 weeks to let it heal? ;)

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

*twitch*

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

*pokes to see if Flew will twitch again*

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

OW. Careful!

Maternal SHOCK!!!

[faith-rose08.livejournal.com]

Oh my stars and garters! You Didn't? You mean you actually did????? Well, gosh - congratulations? Glad I read this before coffee! Humm, what can I say? Good job handling those delicate issues of difference in sex drive. I will join your postulate for clean healing and great fun shocking everyone you can with your daring and outrageousness!!!

Now, it seems to me also that you have two parents and the other one would really think this was something. Could give you a lot to talk about given his purient interest in all things sexual and his tendency to get pain and sex mixed up.

Were you thinking of a good conversation starter like "Hi Dad, know we haven't talked in a while, but I thought you would like to know I got a vertical hood piercing the other day . . . .!" I'm quite sure that would get his attention and provide any revenge you may have desired as it will restimulate all those dreadful inner conflicts he has to repress about sexual desire for his offspring . . ."

As for me, I was just recalling how beautiful and perfectly formed you were as a baby. Since you were my first child and I grew up without little brothers and sisters I was astonished at the miniture details of your body - perfect little nails on each finger and toe, beautiful long eyelashes that could have been painted by an angel. All the reproductive parts in the right place and ready to grow up fully functional! Human anatomy is so amazing!

Well, Rose my Darlin' Girl - its your body and you enjoy it! Love, Mum

Re: Maternal SHOCK!!!

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

Now, it seems to me also that you have two parents and the other one would really think this was something. Could give you a lot to talk about given his purient interest in all things sexual and his tendency to get pain and sex mixed up.

Were you thinking of a good conversation starter like "Hi Dad, know we haven't talked in a while, but I thought you would like to know I got a vertical hood piercing the other day . . . .!" I'm quite sure that would get his attention and provide any revenge you may have desired as it will restimulate all those dreadful inner conflicts he has to repress about sexual desire for his offspring . . ."


Good heavens! No wonder you divorced him!