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According to this article, Florida is in the path of yet another hurricane. Yes, this really sucks for Floridans. However, since pretty much everyone by now is making election year jokes, I'm announcing my

Florida Newspaper Headline Contest

Basically, come up with some sort of funny newspaper article headline that has to do with Florida, the hurricanes, and the election this year. Examples (courtesy of Adam, who gave me the idea for the contest):

God Decides the People in Florida are too Dumb to Vote

Florida Residents Vote to Evacuate for Hurricane Season; Recount Expected to Last Til December


Submissions will be judged based on how long they make me and a select panel of judges (read: whomever I can get to listen to them) laugh. Prizes will be worked out later, assuming there are any submissions.

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