Best penis-enlargement spam ever:

[missroserose]

"There will be no stopping you after this. Your powers are soon to be unleashed."

*laughs uproariously*

Oh, God, I needed that laugh. Fortune-cookie penis-enlargement! *giggles*

Comments

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

We've started colleting our favorite spam subject lines on postit notes on the cube walls. And it all started with 'Kraken is Released!'

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

That's also hilarious. Thanks. *wipes tears from eyes*

[alexmegami]

Your penis is a supervillain?