A Note to Beerioth, Demon Prince of Hangovers

[missroserose]

Dear Mr. Beerioth:

If you double-check your records, you will find that during the entirety of last night, my alcoholic beverage consumption consisted of one (1) bottle of Guinness Draught - not even a full 12 ounce bottle, since the folks at Guinness are apparently cheap bastards and only give you 11.2 ounces per bottle.

Given the low alcoholic content of this beverage (approximately 4%, or 8 proof), and the low rate of consumption, I can only assume that you were in error when visiting me this morning with a hangover. 11.2 ounces of Guinness Draught do not warrant any kind of punishment whatsoever, even a very mild headache combined with a small amount of light sensitivity. While I appreciate your refraining from mixing up my record with, say, a frat boy waking up after his first kegger, I respectfully lodge a complaint with the Board of Demons, and ask that you exercise more restraint in future visits.

Very truly yours,

Miss Rose Rose

Comments

[bkleber.livejournal.com]

I respectfully lodge a complaint with the Board of Demons, and ask that you exercise more restraint in future visits.

So you're saying that instead of a hangover, you'd like to wake up in the morning tied to your bed by a demon?

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Cute icon. ;)

As to your question...I'm afraid that would depend in large part on the identity of the demon in question. =D

[bkleber.livejournal.com]

Let's say it'd be one handsome devil of your choosing. Like, oh, say, the one you're dating! (assuming he knows how to... ah... properly employ restraint)

As for the icon, I got it from my dear friend archway, who has taken great pleasure in inspiring much naughtiness in my life. I'm quite fond of it myself *grin*

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, the one I'm dating is a little too vanilla to really get into such things. So I s'pose I'll keep hoping for a handsome devil. ;)

[bkleber.livejournal.com]

Now that's just an awful shame. Perhaps you just need to truss him up and show him what a good time he's missing! More that one person has simply lacked a good demonstration to take them from "Umm, that sounds weird..." to "Ooh! Yes, please!" But if he just won't swing that way... my condolences, and best wishes for whenever you go seeking again that you find someone kinky enough to make your toes curl in the most wonderful ways ;-)

[flewellyn.livejournal.com]

I'd be happy to help you show him the ropes. You could be the model subject, and I could demo! :-)

[decibel45.livejournal.com]

The missing 0.8 ounces is probably due to the widget. In any case, do yourself a favor and stick to Guiness out of a can and into a glass. Much, much better.

[(Anonymous)]

I had noticed the widget, though it didn't seem to use up quite that much mass. Could be wrong though. What're they for, anyway? So it pours smoothly?

Also, I've actually found that I like Guinness out of a bottle better. But then, Guinness on tap beats both. I was seriously sorry when the local pub stopped carrying it...