Another darn J&W quote

[missroserose]

Background info: Joe, our resident parts guy and gardner, has a habanero plant that he's been growing the past couple years. This year, he gave a number of clippings to different techs so they could grow their own. Over the last few years, he's discovered a hormone spray that works even better than hand-pollination for making the plant produce lots of peppers.

Joe: How's your pepper plant doing? Any more flowers?
David: No, just the one. I think I'm going to have to pick myself up some of that spray.
Joe: And a pack of cigarettes!
David: ...cigarettes?
Joe: Yeah! It's only fair to let it have a smoke after a good spray...

Comments

[decibel45.livejournal.com]

Aren't hot peppers illegal in Alaska?

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Whatever would give you that idea?

[decibel45.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can handle the heat. :P

BTUs?

[onionhead.livejournal.com]

We're not so much for heat, but Alaskans are all over spicy!

[likable-lemur.livejournal.com]

Sure we can! We just have to put on an extra layer of ice on the igloos.

The pet walrus usually helps. It's very character building.