Jeffus & Williams Quote of the Week:

[missroserose]

"Joe, do you have a carrier pigeon I can borrow?"
--Conrad to our inventory guy, after trying unsuccessfully to send a fax three times


Edit: Runner-up, uttered 15 minutes before the deadline:

"It's great. You get to work any 18 hours out of the day you want. Total freedom."
--Brian Duncan, on being 40% owner in the company

And in other news, T minus 5 hours until Serenity...