I have a question for the general public...

[missroserose]

How, exactly, does one go about sodomizing a desk lamp?

The rest of the post is true enough, though.

Comments

[errant-variable.livejournal.com]

well, if Aunt Esther is really rich and lacks morals, she may have a human with a 110VAC socket and cord grafted into their body, paid to stoop over a corner of her desk and stare motionlessly and meditatively at her for hours on end...

I guess it depends

[dngrsone.livejournal.com]

I suppose it depends on what the desk lamp looks like... I'm not into furniture pr0n so I don't really know.