Note to all male high schoolers/college freshmen:

[missroserose]

When your girlfriend/mother/aunt gets you cologne/aftershave/AXE deodorant as an early Christmas present, please do NOT slather it on. Please. A good rule of thumb is this: if people three feet from you are wrinkling their noses and/or looking dizzy, you're wearing too much. If you are wearing this much cologne to cover up more unpleasant odors that can be smelled at three feet or more, there is a wonderful household appliance called the shower that I would like to introduce you to.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

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[skellington.livejournal.com]

Rose.

Me.

Showers.

*sigh*