One of the funniest things I've seen all day...

[missroserose]

After the requisite bitching about lazy customers who don't take care of DVD's, my coworker Richie grabbed the resurfacing kit to repair some scratches on the surface. The funny part came when, out of curiousity, I grabbed the bottle of "resurfacing fluid" to see what, exactly was in it.

The following is a direct quote from the back of the bottle:

This Resurfacing Fluid" is custom filtered water. While local tap water can usually be substituted, we recommend using Resurfacing Fluid for more consistent results. You may purchase replacement bottles of Resurfacing Fluid from your retailer or directly from Digital Innovations {the makers of the resurfacing kit).

And the real kicker:

This Resurfacing Fluid is completely safe and environmentally friendly. (Obviously they're not aware of the many dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide...)

I think my faith in humanity has shriveled up just a little bit more. =S

Comments

And again, the secret is out:

[eventhewaves.livejournal.com]

"Resurfacing fluid" is one of the single biggest crocks in the history of advertising.

Spread the word. Tell the world.

--Brian

[errant-variable.livejournal.com]

This is the same crowd that needs the DVD rewinder. Im apparently working on marketing... get me in touch with these people, eh?

[bkleber.livejournal.com]

(Obviously they're not aware of the many dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide...)

*giggle*... always the best for scaring people when they don't know their chemistry.

I've just found your journal, and am enjoying reading it.. may I friend you?

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

See my userinfo (http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=roseneko) for my policy on friending.

Out of curiousity, how'd you find me?

[bkleber.livejournal.com]

Friending policy read & understood. Works perfectly, since I mostly read and rarely post.

I actually found you by playing link hopscotch this evening, being bored (and avoiding cleaning the dishes). I came across your corset set (really good pictures!) on ljupskirts, and your face seemed familiar (you resemble a couple friends of mine here on the east coast). I read some of your more recent entries, and you sound like a lot of my friends--fun to read, interesting person, dry sense of humor.

So, that's pretty much it.