More on Astronomy videos...

[missroserose]

Why is it, exactly, that every video on the solar system has to use Holst/Beethoven/Tchikaovsky as background music? Admittedly, it's better than pseudo-cheesy-porn music, but after the third movie with nice, relaxing classical music in the background, I'm almost wishing someone would put one together in gangsta rap...

"'Dis be Saturn, yo, now listen up!/The rings may be bitchin', but when close up/There's the rocks, the ice, gen'rally smashed up..."

Okay, so I can't write gangsta rap. If anyone has any talent for rhythm and/or rhyme, feel free to post it. Maybe I'll turn it into a song. *shrug*

Comments

[adamu585.livejournal.com]

What you need is some really bad third grader trying to play the recorder (remember the recorder?) as the background.

[errant-variable.livejournal.com]

probably hasnt been done because there isnt really anything angry about the planets and space with a beat to it died with the eighties...

Well...

[(Anonymous)]

Why not the Monty Python Galaxy song with extended instrumental bits?

To be REALLY evil, why not CHRISTIAN Gansta Rap? Could probably talk Unity Klan into doing something or something, although if they share the views of a person Sawyer and I talked to once, I don't know if they'd consider it good work or well, the other kind.

Tom Lerher needs to do something for these videos, damnit!

Taktuk (If you don't know me, rejoice. If, on the other hand, you do know me, you have my eternal condolences and probably my address too.)

[kittenkissies.livejournal.com]

How about an astronomy video set to Spike Jones?

Here goes nutin

[alaspooryorich.livejournal.com]

Jupiter!
A big ball or gas!
It's hostile environment will kill yo ass!

And that is only the beginning of my career in science video gangsta rap production.