Blue jeans...every college twentysomething's wardrobe staple!

[missroserose]

A quick test to see if you need new jeans:

1.) Take off underwear.

2.) Pull on jeans normally and zip up.

3.) If you scream in pain because the zipper can't go up without catching pubic hair and/or skin, it's time for new jeans.

Interestingly, I figured out why it is that two of my three normally-worn pairs of jeans have felt so tight. When I went to try on new ones, I found out that I was in the area of a Misses size 8 (size 10 if I want extra room). Later this evening, I checked the sizes of my three older pairs.

Size 4, size 4, and size 6 (that last being obviously the most frequently-worn).

I really need to accept the fact that I'm not 16 anymore...

@->--Rose

Comments

[tempest-x.livejournal.com]

I really, really, REALLY don't want to know what prompted such a test....

[errant-variable.livejournal.com]

erm, the occasional lack of clean underwear may do such a thing.

Alternatively you could go for baggy clothes that look good on you and not have to worry about screaming in pain.

[kemayo.livejournal.com]

Or, if you hate yourself, you could refuse to accept that you're not 16, and then refuse to accept that you need to eat to live.

^_~

[kittenkissies.livejournal.com]

Thank Xygox! You look astounding at 21!