Random quotes from the past few days that I've found amusing

[missroserose]

Me: {singing with the radio} I tried to get a good job, with honest pay/Might as well join the Mob, the benefits are okay...

Ryan: Yeah, but the retirement plan kind of sucks.
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Ian: {re: Ryan's sports car} This car turns like a pig. ...But it accelerates like a stuck pig.
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Rob: {re: his latest techno project} This is so freakin' l33t it makes my teeth hurt.

Comments

[moonwick.livejournal.com]

Sports cars aren't supposed to turn like pigs. Are you sure he has a sports car? :)

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

It's a fairly old Eagle Talon (1991 model), and the turning radius isn't that great. But the acceleration is fun. =)

[errant-variable.livejournal.com]

My mother's Toyota has better lowspeed handling than that thing (possibly even better acceleration until the turbocharger kicks in...).

Once you get up to about forty or so, its almost as fun as my Jag. When my Jag is running, that is. :D

Techno project...

[tempest-x.livejournal.com]

And for my next trick, the DVDs I'll stream through Lemon Creek will all be pr0n.

Re: Techno project...

[errant-variable.livejournal.com]

Please, have mercy, or at least decent taste in nekked women.