Things you learn from examining your grandmother's Christmas display too closely...

[missroserose]

Apparently, shortly after birth, Baby Jesus' cradle was lit by a colored Christmas light the size of his body. I can see how everyone could tell that Baby Jesus was special - if I had a huge pink glowing thing sitting next to my cradle as a baby, I don't think I'd be smiling peacefully. I'd be crying my eyes out waiting for the aliens to take me away and replace my insides with Jell-O pudding. I hear "Splat the Baby" is a trendy game in some areas of the planet Kzrghtstan...

@->--Rose

Comments

[errant-variable.livejournal.com]

That pink glowing thing is actualy the gift of plutonium left by the very-intelligent-but-not-so-wise local revolutionary whose name has been lost to time, for God soon after smote him with a wasting disease and his gift was cut from the annals of time.

Baby Jesus, being the son of God and all, just got a tan. And smiled happily. And glowed a little.

Hey Ike...

[tempest-x.livejournal.com]

Kick the baby!

*no, don' kick da baby*

Hello from space

[(Anonymous)]

What makes you think the aliens didn't take him away? Seriously though, I linked to your blog from the Firefly article and I think you have a lot of talent. Keep the ideas flowing! I'd love to give you some feedback on your marriage ideas from my personal experience of six years, but that would require too much space. Hope your Solstice went well. Enjoy the coming of light.

Splat the Jesus baby?

[alaspooryorich.livejournal.com]

That is the first image in my mind after reading this. I laughed my ass off. You are irreverant. Make sure that you buy one of the 100,000 or more pewter "Nail of the cross" necklaces that they are selling for "Passion of the Christ". I am waiting to hear a new story about a non-Christian kid ripping one of those from around a Christian kids neck and driving it through his hand.