Why I have the best husband ever
Feb. 8th, 2012 03:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
missroseroseBackground note: Yesterday, while hunting for something to help a nasty case of swimmer's ear, Brian went to the local grocery store and bought the only ear drops they had, which, he discovered after he'd already used them, were 'homeopathic' (basically just very expensive distilled water). He was fairly pissed about this.
Me: oh yay. I'm actually out *$20*, since they don't refund original shipping charges either. Sheesh.
Brian: :( Sorry.
Me: Christ, I feel stupid.
Brian: It is an understandable mistake. Don't feel stupid. I still love you.
Me: …this sounds familiar.
Brian: And at least you paid money for something worthwhile. I bought distilled water.
Me: I didn't pay money for something worthwhile, I paid money for nothing, since they didn't fit and I'm sending them back. At least you *got* some distilled water for your money. So my pity-dick is bigger than yours, so there. :D
Brian: I think 0.33 fl oz is within the margin of error for 0, here.
Me: *laughs* Thank you. I feel better now. :)
Brian: :) I love you.
Me: I love you too.
Me: oh yay. I'm actually out *$20*, since they don't refund original shipping charges either. Sheesh.
Brian: :( Sorry.
Me: Christ, I feel stupid.
Brian: It is an understandable mistake. Don't feel stupid. I still love you.
Me: …this sounds familiar.
Brian: And at least you paid money for something worthwhile. I bought distilled water.
Me: I didn't pay money for something worthwhile, I paid money for nothing, since they didn't fit and I'm sending them back. At least you *got* some distilled water for your money. So my pity-dick is bigger than yours, so there. :D
Brian: I think 0.33 fl oz is within the margin of error for 0, here.
Me: *laughs* Thank you. I feel better now. :)
Brian: :) I love you.
Me: I love you too.
