Things I have learned today
Jun. 23rd, 2011 03:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
missroserose1.) When you're eating a burrito, and you're all by yourself, and the first bite is way, way too hot, spit it out. You're not going to win any macho points by convincing yourself it's "not that bad" and continuing to chew, and no one's going to care about your manners.
1a.) Especially spit it out if there's a lot of melted cheese on the burrito. That shit clings like liquid plasma.
2.) Eating scrape-y foods like cookies when the roof of your mouth looks like bubble wrap is a Bad Plan. It only takes one misplaced walnut chunk to scrape the skin off of one of the blisters.
3.) Relieving the pain of a blister by putting an ice cube on it is a great idea...unless it happens to be on the roof of your mouth, right against the nerve that causes ice cream headaches.
4.) Today is just not my day for petty injuries. I should probably stay away from paper, loose gravel and particularly aggressive furniture...
1a.) Especially spit it out if there's a lot of melted cheese on the burrito. That shit clings like liquid plasma.
2.) Eating scrape-y foods like cookies when the roof of your mouth looks like bubble wrap is a Bad Plan. It only takes one misplaced walnut chunk to scrape the skin off of one of the blisters.
3.) Relieving the pain of a blister by putting an ice cube on it is a great idea...unless it happens to be on the roof of your mouth, right against the nerve that causes ice cream headaches.
4.) Today is just not my day for petty injuries. I should probably stay away from paper, loose gravel and particularly aggressive furniture...
