missroserose | A goofy moment

Dexter was having health issues over the weekend, which led to my being rather upset and depressed for much of Sunday. It wasn't anything serious, just a urinary tract infection, but I think I was having a hard time because of how quickly Mr. Jerry Brown had gone from "a bit out of it" to "seriously ill", and I was afraid the same thing would happen again. (Plus the inevitable large vet bill hovering over the horizon doesn't help one's state of mind any, especially when one has just paid for a wedding and is already on the uncomfortable side of "in debt".)

Anyway, getting the kitty diagnosed and treated did wonders to lighten my state of mind as well as my wallet, and somewhere in the intervening time I heard a clip from "Because I Got High". And the rest sort of...happened.

I was gonna sit and go, but then UTI
I was standing there like so, but then UTI
Now I barely drip, and I know why
It's my UTI, it's my UTI, it's my UTI

My mom was all upset 'cos my UTI
She was all stessed out and vexed 'cos my UTI
She took me to the vet and I know why
'Cos my UTI, 'cos my UTI, 'cos my UTI

I was prodded and harangued for my UTI
I got a catheter up my wang for my UTI
Now Mom's a whole lot poorer, and I know why
For my UTI, for my UTI, for my UTI