Why Geek Relationships Are Fun #3,927(b)

[missroserose]

Due to a bit of airheadedness on my part, we have managed to find ourselves in Seattle without any form of birth control. Not usually a big deal for us, but hey, it's our vacation and maybe we should try to be a bit more adventurous. So we find ourselves down at the pharmacy, examining the vast and frankly bewildering array of options available in the condom section.

Unable to find a box of the type that I used to like back in college, I instead pick up a Durex Variety Pleasure Pack, one of the titular varieties being a "Studded Texture For Extreme Pleasure" sort. We're examining the back, which includes diagrams of the differences between the iterations of prophylactic, and the following conversation takes place:

Me: So, shall we go with the Durex Pleasure Pack? See what we like best?

Brian: I'm not sure. Some of these are a little disturbing.

Me: How do you mean?

Brian {pointing to the diagram for the "studded texture" one}: That one looks rather like a Dalek.

{beat}

Both of us together: E-JAC-U-LATE! E-JAC-U-LATE!