BD: Your counter is full of crap. I can't put my keyboard on it.
Me: Yes, it's like protective camoflauge, except it's Protective Piles of Crap.
BD: If you cover your desk in your crap, no one else can put their crap there?
Me: Exactly. I learned it from you.
BD: Hey, wait, no you didn't. Go look at my desk--ah, geez, I guess you're right.
Me: Yes, it's like protective camoflauge, except it's Protective Piles of Crap.
BD: If you cover your desk in your crap, no one else can put their crap there?
Me: Exactly. I learned it from you.
BD: Hey, wait, no you didn't. Go look at my desk--ah, geez, I guess you're right.