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missroserose"Welcome to Alaska! Here's your thousand dollars!"
"Why do I get a thousand dollars?"
"We give everyone a thousand dollars so they'll let the oil companies ravage the natural beauty of our state!"
...
2007 Alaska Permanent Fund Dividend Amount: $1654.
*puts on her wootleboots and does the new-computer-soon dance*
"Why do I get a thousand dollars?"
"We give everyone a thousand dollars so they'll let the oil companies ravage the natural beauty of our state!"
...
2007 Alaska Permanent Fund Dividend Amount: $1654.
*puts on her wootleboots and does the new-computer-soon dance*
