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missroseroseDear Mr. Beerioth:
If you double-check your records, you will find that during the entirety of last night, my alcoholic beverage consumption consisted of one (1) bottle of Guinness Draught - not even a full 12 ounce bottle, since the folks at Guinness are apparently cheap bastards and only give you 11.2 ounces per bottle.
Given the low alcoholic content of this beverage (approximately 4%, or 8 proof), and the low rate of consumption, I can only assume that you were in error when visiting me this morning with a hangover. 11.2 ounces of Guinness Draught do not warrant any kind of punishment whatsoever, even a very mild headache combined with a small amount of light sensitivity. While I appreciate your refraining from mixing up my record with, say, a frat boy waking up after his first kegger, I respectfully lodge a complaint with the Board of Demons, and ask that you exercise more restraint in future visits.
Very truly yours,
Miss Rose Rose
If you double-check your records, you will find that during the entirety of last night, my alcoholic beverage consumption consisted of one (1) bottle of Guinness Draught - not even a full 12 ounce bottle, since the folks at Guinness are apparently cheap bastards and only give you 11.2 ounces per bottle.
Given the low alcoholic content of this beverage (approximately 4%, or 8 proof), and the low rate of consumption, I can only assume that you were in error when visiting me this morning with a hangover. 11.2 ounces of Guinness Draught do not warrant any kind of punishment whatsoever, even a very mild headache combined with a small amount of light sensitivity. While I appreciate your refraining from mixing up my record with, say, a frat boy waking up after his first kegger, I respectfully lodge a complaint with the Board of Demons, and ask that you exercise more restraint in future visits.
Very truly yours,
Miss Rose Rose
