My first and probably only LJ quiz...
Feb. 8th, 2004 12:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
missroseroseAs my long-time readers have probably gathered, I'm usually not a big one for online quizzes and such. Sometimes I'll take them if they look vaguely interesting, but I never post the results, mostly because I rarely think they're worth more than a chuckle. As for the various surveys making the rounds of LiveJournal, I usually don't bother - but this particular one was written by a friend of mine, and has to be one of the more original ones out there. His instructions:
"What it's about: twenty-three questions, of which all but one are various queries from pop culture (and other places) taken out of their original contexts, and placed here so as to produce comical effect. Should you choose to answer this, you can do it straight -- which is probably very boring and senseless -- or you can let your imagination run wild across your responses. The final question is serious, and intended for me to track the progress should this thing actually make the rounds."
So, here it is, my one and probably only online quiz that I'm filling out...
(1) Who are you?
*sings* Are you Sting Ray?/Who wants to know?
Are you Link Wray?/Who wants to know?
Are you Jimmy Ray?
Who wants to know?
Who wants to know 'bout me?
(2) What do you want?
Funny, I've been asking myself the same question recently. The current contender is a radioactive duck with chartreuse feathers to show up and tell me how to live my life. Not that I'd listen to it, or anything. I've just always wanted to eat a duck with chartreuse feathers. And the radioactivity would mean it was pre-cooked.
(3) Are you a Number, or are you a Free Man?
I guess that depends. I don't really have a favorite number, so I guess that means I'm a Free Man, but then, I'm not technically a man, so since those are the only two options, I guess I'm a Number by default. I'm taking applications if anyone wants to have the honor of assigning me my Number.
(4) Do you Yahoo!?
Used to. Then I moved away from the spaceship landing pad.
(5) Are you gellin'?
Nah, I'm saving that for when I need a portable oxygen tank.
(6) Have you given any thought to the Kingdom of Heaven?
Sure, and it usually goes along the lines of "Damn, that place sounds boring."
(7) Is it wrong to pay for salvation?
Hell, no. Just look at Scientology.
(8) Is that all there is?
I hope not. I'm just getting started.
(9) If so, must we keep dancing?
Definitely. Dance is good for the soul. And it makes it harder for the tennis-playing weasels to keep track of us.
(10) How soon is now?
"Now" is now...wait a second, "now" is "then" now. Now is...dammit! When is there going to be a "now" that doesn't get stolen away and turn into a "then"?
(11) When will "then" be "now"?
When the universe expands to its limit and starts contracting, therefore running everything in reverse. Just watch the Red Dwarf episode "Backwards".
(12) Do you have any idea who I am?
No, otherwise I'd have brought along my plasma blaster.
(13) Will you be my valentine?
Depends. Can you dance?
(14) Your place or mine?
Mine, definitely. The fact that it's currently a glowing hole in the fabric of space/time notwithstanding.
(15) Was it good for you, too?
No, the flying doughnuts are still out there somewhere.
(16) What is the secret of Soylent Green?
Green? Ew.
(17) Where were you when the lights went out?
On the planet of the Naked Female Nymphomaniacs. Mmmm.
(18) Who shot J.R.?
Probably a rival gang.
(19) Has anyone seen my pants?
"This looks like a job for emergency pants!" Or maybe a chicken diaper.
(20) What about Colonel Mustard's work on the next fusion bomb?
Dammit, you know it's been forever since I played Clue!
(21) What would you do for a Klondike bar?
I don't know. Isn't the question more who would do me...? Oh, wait a sec.
(22) Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
I dunno, I sort of lost track of him when I heard that he got transferred to Betelgeuse.
(23) Which journal did you snag this survey from?
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eventhewaves
Okay. Anyone who wants to contribute to the random insanity in the world, feel free to add this to your own journal. Help my friend reach fame and glory, dammit.
@->--Rose
"What it's about: twenty-three questions, of which all but one are various queries from pop culture (and other places) taken out of their original contexts, and placed here so as to produce comical effect. Should you choose to answer this, you can do it straight -- which is probably very boring and senseless -- or you can let your imagination run wild across your responses. The final question is serious, and intended for me to track the progress should this thing actually make the rounds."
So, here it is, my one and probably only online quiz that I'm filling out...
(1) Who are you?
*sings* Are you Sting Ray?/Who wants to know?
Are you Link Wray?/Who wants to know?
Are you Jimmy Ray?
Who wants to know?
Who wants to know 'bout me?
(2) What do you want?
Funny, I've been asking myself the same question recently. The current contender is a radioactive duck with chartreuse feathers to show up and tell me how to live my life. Not that I'd listen to it, or anything. I've just always wanted to eat a duck with chartreuse feathers. And the radioactivity would mean it was pre-cooked.
(3) Are you a Number, or are you a Free Man?
I guess that depends. I don't really have a favorite number, so I guess that means I'm a Free Man, but then, I'm not technically a man, so since those are the only two options, I guess I'm a Number by default. I'm taking applications if anyone wants to have the honor of assigning me my Number.
(4) Do you Yahoo!?
Used to. Then I moved away from the spaceship landing pad.
(5) Are you gellin'?
Nah, I'm saving that for when I need a portable oxygen tank.
(6) Have you given any thought to the Kingdom of Heaven?
Sure, and it usually goes along the lines of "Damn, that place sounds boring."
(7) Is it wrong to pay for salvation?
Hell, no. Just look at Scientology.
(8) Is that all there is?
I hope not. I'm just getting started.
(9) If so, must we keep dancing?
Definitely. Dance is good for the soul. And it makes it harder for the tennis-playing weasels to keep track of us.
(10) How soon is now?
"Now" is now...wait a second, "now" is "then" now. Now is...dammit! When is there going to be a "now" that doesn't get stolen away and turn into a "then"?
(11) When will "then" be "now"?
When the universe expands to its limit and starts contracting, therefore running everything in reverse. Just watch the Red Dwarf episode "Backwards".
(12) Do you have any idea who I am?
No, otherwise I'd have brought along my plasma blaster.
(13) Will you be my valentine?
Depends. Can you dance?
(14) Your place or mine?
Mine, definitely. The fact that it's currently a glowing hole in the fabric of space/time notwithstanding.
(15) Was it good for you, too?
No, the flying doughnuts are still out there somewhere.
(16) What is the secret of Soylent Green?
Green? Ew.
(17) Where were you when the lights went out?
On the planet of the Naked Female Nymphomaniacs. Mmmm.
(18) Who shot J.R.?
Probably a rival gang.
(19) Has anyone seen my pants?
"This looks like a job for emergency pants!" Or maybe a chicken diaper.
(20) What about Colonel Mustard's work on the next fusion bomb?
Dammit, you know it's been forever since I played Clue!
(21) What would you do for a Klondike bar?
I don't know. Isn't the question more who would do me...? Oh, wait a sec.
(22) Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
I dunno, I sort of lost track of him when I heard that he got transferred to Betelgeuse.
(23) Which journal did you snag this survey from?
eventhewavesOkay. Anyone who wants to contribute to the random insanity in the world, feel free to add this to your own journal. Help my friend reach fame and glory, dammit.
@->--Rose
