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missroseroseFor lo, the End Times are nigh, and the Last Days of the Earth shall be sooner than we think. An Abomination Unto the LORD has been spotted, and truly I say unto you, it beareth the name "Fat Free Half and Half".
Foul Beast from the pits of Hell, I hereby banish you from the land of all that is right and good, for lo, the most Holy purpose of Half and Half is to be one-half fat, and so to make our coffee taste richer and better. Thus, a "Fat Free" rendition is a perversion unto the LORD, and will not be tolerated by the godly citizens of this country.
(I mean, seriously..."Fat Free Half and Half"? WTF??)
Foul Beast from the pits of Hell, I hereby banish you from the land of all that is right and good, for lo, the most Holy purpose of Half and Half is to be one-half fat, and so to make our coffee taste richer and better. Thus, a "Fat Free" rendition is a perversion unto the LORD, and will not be tolerated by the godly citizens of this country.
(I mean, seriously..."Fat Free Half and Half"? WTF??)
