Things you learn from examining your grandmother's Christmas display too closely...

[missroserose]

Apparently, shortly after birth, Baby Jesus' cradle was lit by a colored Christmas light the size of his body. I can see how everyone could tell that Baby Jesus was special - if I had a huge pink glowing thing sitting next to my cradle as a baby, I don't think I'd be smiling peacefully. I'd be crying my eyes out waiting for the aliens to take me away and replace my insides with Jell-O pudding. I hear "Splat the Baby" is a trendy game in some areas of the planet Kzrghtstan...

@->--Rose