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missroserose...but first, a message from our sponsor:
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Thank you, sponsor! Welcome to Rose and Brian's beautiful North Douglas apartment, where the Noisy Neighbors are Now Nonexistent! Among the features we'd like to point out are the full-size washer and dryer, the large living and kitchen areas, the spare bedroom which will make a most excellent library, and the beautiful updated cabinetry and lighting! If you look to your right, you'll see the amazing view out across the channel to the sunset-splashed mountains. If you look to your left, you'll see two extraordinarily exhausted people who are trying for the World Record in Morning Soreness! Beneath your feet are two crazed cats who have Absolutely No Idea what's going on! Never fear - tomorrow even more entertainment is headed your way as two very sore people Finish Moving! But wait, there's more! Not content to rest on their laurels, our contestants will demonstrate their physical prowess and Clean an Entire Apartment in the very same day! All here, ladies and gentlemen, coming to you live from KROZ, where it's All Rose, All the Time!
ARGH MOVING SUCKS GIANT FLOPPY DONKEY DICK
Thank you, sponsor! Welcome to Rose and Brian's beautiful North Douglas apartment, where the Noisy Neighbors are Now Nonexistent! Among the features we'd like to point out are the full-size washer and dryer, the large living and kitchen areas, the spare bedroom which will make a most excellent library, and the beautiful updated cabinetry and lighting! If you look to your right, you'll see the amazing view out across the channel to the sunset-splashed mountains. If you look to your left, you'll see two extraordinarily exhausted people who are trying for the World Record in Morning Soreness! Beneath your feet are two crazed cats who have Absolutely No Idea what's going on! Never fear - tomorrow even more entertainment is headed your way as two very sore people Finish Moving! But wait, there's more! Not content to rest on their laurels, our contestants will demonstrate their physical prowess and Clean an Entire Apartment in the very same day! All here, ladies and gentlemen, coming to you live from KROZ, where it's All Rose, All the Time!
