It's Only A Paper Rose

I thought about that, but I really didn't want to use nasty chemicals and such except as a last resort, especially around the kitchen. Fortunately a combination of flypaper and lobster-style traps (paper funnel in a jar pointing downward toward a couple inches of wine in the bottom; they crawl down the funnel and then for the life of them can't figure out why they can't get out when they crawl to the top of the jar) seem to be working okay. And our kitchen looks fantastic. =D