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Me: Hurrah! I've finally spent enough money on the Celebrated Artist's Model to ask for her hand! Should I do it?
Brian: Sure. You can be Fallen London's most fashionable new couple. Until she remembers all the pain and heartbreak you put her through.
Me: Supposedly that's why I had to spend so much on her. To assure her of the sincerity of my intentions.
Brian: And then she leaves, taking all the jewels and gold with her. And leaving you with a box of Arizona Giant Centipedes instead.
Me: ...Sorrow-spiders aren't bad *enough*?!
(Note to self: Need a Fallen London icon.)
Brian: Sure. You can be Fallen London's most fashionable new couple. Until she remembers all the pain and heartbreak you put her through.
Me: Supposedly that's why I had to spend so much on her. To assure her of the sincerity of my intentions.
Brian: And then she leaves, taking all the jewels and gold with her. And leaving you with a box of Arizona Giant Centipedes instead.
Me: ...Sorrow-spiders aren't bad *enough*?!
(Note to self: Need a Fallen London icon.)