Random quotes from the past few days that I've found amusing

Me: {singing with the radio} I tried to get a good job, with honest pay/Might as well join the Mob, the benefits are okay...

Ryan: Yeah, but the retirement plan kind of sucks.
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Ian: {re: Ryan's sports car} This car turns like a pig. ...But it accelerates like a stuck pig.
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Rob: {re: his latest techno project} This is so freakin' l33t it makes my teeth hurt.

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