(Sorry, I tagged this to come back to once the power came back on, and.... yeah.)

A symptom of self-absorbed personalities, I think. It's not enough that we're having a baby and you should pay attention to us, it's also a mystery dinner theater extravaganza--like baby sweeps week, where our baby is way more interesting than those other babies because there's a shocking revelation, Al Capone's vault style, during the party.

Still more tacky than 'oh the humanity' though.