On the religious implications of fast food

[missroserose]

(TMI warning. Turn back now.)


Me: You've been in there for half an hour. Are you okay?

Brian: I had a sausage sandwich from Safeway. I don't think it's agreeing with me. You know that feeling when everything's hovering just on the brink?

Me: We could take you to Taco Bell. The legendary Taco Bell Shits should clear everything right out.

Brian: ...No. No. Two wrongs don't make a right. And the resulting bowel movement would likely qualify as a Defilement.

Me: Yeah, I don't think I want to pay for a monk to reconsecrate our bathroom...

Comments

[ivy]

[cracks up] Is your bathroom consecrated as it is?

Holy Water

[faith-rose08.livejournal.com]

In Barrow I was known to douse our toilets with blessed bath salts - but that was mostly to take care of the fact that the vent pipes froze over when it was below 40 degrees below zero. The salts took care of the breeding bacteria when the water refused to completely refresh due to the blocked vents. Still, blessed bath salts would keep away evil spirits of every kind and nature! Love, Mum