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missroserose) wrote2012-06-14 08:14 pm
missroserose) wrote2012-06-14 08:14 pm
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On the religious implications of fast food
(TMI warning. Turn back now.)
Me: You've been in there for half an hour. Are you okay?
Brian: I had a sausage sandwich from Safeway. I don't think it's agreeing with me. You know that feeling when everything's hovering just on the brink?
Me: We could take you to Taco Bell. The legendary Taco Bell Shits should clear everything right out.
Brian: ...No. No. Two wrongs don't make a right. And the resulting bowel movement would likely qualify as a Defilement.
Me: Yeah, I don't think I want to pay for a monk to reconsecrate our bathroom...
Me: You've been in there for half an hour. Are you okay?
Brian: I had a sausage sandwich from Safeway. I don't think it's agreeing with me. You know that feeling when everything's hovering just on the brink?
Me: We could take you to Taco Bell. The legendary Taco Bell Shits should clear everything right out.
Brian: ...No. No. Two wrongs don't make a right. And the resulting bowel movement would likely qualify as a Defilement.
Me: Yeah, I don't think I want to pay for a monk to reconsecrate our bathroom...