It is quite the dilemma, isn't it? And if I knew of a way to Google it that wouldn't set off nine kinds of alarms, I'd be interested in what the answer really is. I think the typical response is to not feed the troll, but at the same time, I'm not sure (like you) which aspect is the most enticing and thus most likely to be efficiently torpedoed.

If it weren't for his brief assertions of physical significance, I would be afraid you'd gotten the attention of an amnesiac asthmatic telemarketer.