Well, aside from the word "random" I can follow along....

...Sorry. No, seriously, I don't get that at all. I think you might have to be the type of person who gets actively energized by the activity in question to be of constructive assistance in deflating that particular mindset. Or maybe I'm just unimaginative (or undermedicated) on a Tuesday.

That said, I'm pretty sure I've gotten all of those messages in voice-mail at work lately.