Aug. 9th, 2012

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Me, reading aloud from Cracked: "So he would get living subjects and tell them he wished to examine their vaginas, presumably while wearing every doctor-related item he could think of to demonstrate his legitimacy, including but not limited to wearing his Ph.D. around his neck like Flava Flav."

Brian: "Hey, if I had a Ph.D., I would totally wear it around my neck like Flava Flav."

Me: "Really?"

Brian: "Hells yes. That would be the most expensive piece of bling ever! 'Oh, you've got a gold-plated watch? I've got a piece of paper that cost more than several houses! Bee-yoootch! Post-graduate studiiieeeeees!'"
missroserose: (Default)
Me, reading aloud from Cracked: "So he would get living subjects and tell them he wished to examine their vaginas, presumably while wearing every doctor-related item he could think of to demonstrate his legitimacy, including but not limited to wearing his Ph.D. around his neck like Flava Flav."

Brian: "Hey, if I had a Ph.D., I would totally wear it around my neck like Flava Flav."

Me: "Really?"

Brian: "Hells yes. That would be the most expensive piece of bling ever! 'Oh, you've got a gold-plated watch? I've got a piece of paper that cost more than several houses! Bee-yoootch! Post-graduate studiiieeeeees!'"

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